Saturday, October 6, 2007

Addictions

I want to let everyone know that I am Andrew Sullivan's crack. That doesn't have the same ring to it I originally thought it might. But imagine going to a a party...

Q: So what do you do?

A: Oh, me?

Q: No asshole I was talking to my glass of scotch. Yes, you!

A: I'm Andrew Sullivan's crack.

Q: ........

See it really sounds less impressive that I believed it might.

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