Thursday, December 20, 2007

Welcome to America!

It looks like Homeland Security storm troopers are doing a good job of keeping terrorists out of the country. Especially those terrorists from Iceland! Read this account from one of those hated scoundrels:

During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned.

That'll teach those people to come here and shop. Damn it!

Banana Republic:
"A pejorative term for a [North or South] small, often Latin, American, Caribbean or African country that is politically unstable, dependent on limited agriculture, and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy and corrupt clique".


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