It's All Whine and Roses Now

Shorter John Cole: Democrats. Eeeeeeeeew, I can haz whine?

After that last temper tantrum I thought I might point out the obvious to you. (via Steve Benen)

To that end, two major new media outlets have each made a major hire in recent weeks.

* TPM Media hired Matt Cooper, a 20-year veteran of political journalism and former White House correspondent for Time, to be a Washington correspondent.

* Pajamas Media hired Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, an unemployed, unlicensed plumber, to be a war correspondent in Israel.

Bitch about Democrats and the Left all you want. We could never top the Right in its ability to entertain and Fuck Up Everything. Never.

A hug? How about a boot in the ass?