No Shit Sherlock, Redux

Bill Clinton inhaled. Elvis Presley is dead. The Pope is Catholic. Bears shit in the woods. Oh yeah and waterboarding is torture. Now that we have cleared up all the great mysteries of the late 20th and early 21st Century, lets get on with putting the Constitution back together. Who knows, some day we may restore our reputation as a shining light of decency and justice for oppressed people everywhere. Maybe. Don't hold your breath, the former Cheerleader and his gang of War Criminals could still screw it up.