It looks like Homeland Security storm troopers are doing a good job of keeping terrorists out of the country. Especially those terrorists from Iceland! Read this account from one of those hated scoundrels:
During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned.
That'll teach those people to come here and shop. Damn it!
Banana Republic:
"A pejorative term for a [North or South]small, often Latin,American, Caribbean or Africancountry that is politically unstable,dependent on limited agriculture,and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy and corrupt clique".
Fixed!
