Showing posts with label Midgets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Midgets. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

What McCain and Dukakis have in common

John McCain and the diminutive Mike Dukakis are both 5'6". The NY Times mentioned it the other day in a report about his challenges with the teleprompter.


He is ill-suited to lecterns, which often dwarf his small stature, and he tends to sound as if he is reading his lines, not speaking them. His shortcomings have been accentuated in a two-man race, particularly because the other man — Senator Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic nominee — can often dazzle on stage.
Oy! Dwarf? Shortcomings? Comedy lives! But I'm a little "short" on breath after laughing so hard. Can Randy Newman be too far away?